Have I amused you? Enraged you? Sucked up five minutes of your precious time that you will never get back no matter how hard you try? Donate to the Sandy’d-Like-A-CooKie fund aka SLACK. Thank you! And may the FSM bless you, keep you, and stroke you with his noodly appendage.
Protip: a tall Starbucks mocha costs $3.76 (but you can edit that number in the PayPal form to whatever you want)